After an sexciting week, M and I have decided that we must, let me repeat, absolutely MUST clarify the difference between 1. smooching, 2. making out and 3. hooking up. See, there's been some confusion--apparently there are many separate definitions of each. Here is finally what we decided upon (WARNING! Not for children under 10)
1. Smooching: Lip-to-lip. Innocent. Not a lot going on. Not even tongue. It's what cartoon characters do (unless we're talking about anime--then that's a different story)
2. Making Out: The event at the end of High School Musical that prompts grade schoolers to exclaim "Ew!" This involves tongue. Disney movie levels of scandalous, you know?
3. Hooking Up: Can range from intense making out to flat-out sex. So when you use it you kind of have to clarify. But usually it's just like a "sexual" making out, ya know? It can also imply going past that. But you must judge according to the person you're talking to.
And now the ladiez be gettin' ready after we watched Glee (which then inspired us to watch a solid 20 minutes worth of Britney music videos....yes, we all have a girl crush on her) and Jack is here saying he wants to do homework...WHAT? and C has to teach children to read at 9AM tomorrow, so, untill tomorrow my loves,
C. & M.
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